Saturday, January 8, 2011

1ST BID OF IPL.. CHECK OUT

PLAYER NAME COUNTRY IPL TEAM COST (US DOLLAR)



Aaron Finch Australia Delhi Daredevils 300000
AB de Villiers South Africa Royal Challengers Bangalore 1100000
Abhishek Nayar India Kings XI Punjab 800000
Adam Gilchrist Australia Kings XI Punjab 900000
Albie Morkel (retained) South Africa Chennai Super Kings 500000
Amit Mishra India Deccan Chargers 300000
Andrew Symonds Australia Mumbai Indians 850000
Angelo Mathews Sri Lanka Pune Warriors 950000
Ashish Nehra India Pune Warriors 850000
Brad Haddin Australia Kolkata Knight Riders 325000
Brad Hodge Australia Kochi 425000
Brendon McCullum New Zealand Kochi 475000
Brett Lee Australia Kolkata Knight Riders 400000
Callum Ferguson Australia Pune Warriors 300000
Cameron White Australia Deccan Chargers 1100000
Cheteshwar Pujara India Royal Challengers Bangalore 700000
Dale Steyn South Africa Deccan Chargers 1200000
Daniel Vettori New Zealand Royal Challengers Bangalore 550000
David Hussey Australia Kings XI Punjab 1400000
David Warner Australia Delhi Daredevils 750000
Davy Jacobs South Africa Mumbai Indians 190000
Dinesh Karthik India Kings XI Punjab 900000
Dirk Nannes Australia Royal Challengers Bangalore 650000
Doug Bollinger Australia Chennai Super Kings 700000
Dwayne Bravo West Indies Chennai Super Kings 200000
Eoin Morgan England Kolkata Knight Riders 350000
Gautam Gambhir India Kolkata Knight Riders 2400000
Graeme Smith South Africa Pune Warriors 500000
Harbhajan Singh (retained) India Mumbai Indians 1300000
Irfan Pathan India Delhi Daredevils 1900000
Ishant Sharma India Deccan Chargers 450000
Jacques Kallis South Africa Kolkata Knight Riders 1100000
James Franklin New Zealand Mumbai Indians 100000
James Hopes Australia Delhi Daredevils 350000
Johan Botha South Africa Rajasthan Royals 950000
JP Duminy South Africa Deccan Chargers 300000
Kevin Pietersen England Deccan Chargers 650000
Kieron Pollard (retained) West Indies Mumbai Indians 900000
Kumar Sangakkara Sri Lanka Deccan Chargers 700000
Lasith Malinga (retained) Sri Lanka Mumbai Indians 500000
M Vijay (retained) India Chennai Super Kings 900000
Mahela Jayawardene Sri Lanka Kochi 1500000
Manoj Tiwary India Kolkata Knight Riders 475000
Michael Hussey Australia Chennai Super Kings 425000
Morne Morkel South Africa Delhi Daredevils 475000
MS Dhoni (retained) India Chennai Super Kings 1800000
Muttiah Muralitharan Sri Lanka Kochi 1100000
Naman Ojha India Delhi Daredevils 270000
Nathan McCullum New Zealand Pune Warriors 100000
Parthiv Patel India Kochi 290000
Paul Collingwood England Rajasthan Royals 250000
Piyush Chawla India Kings XI Punjab 900000
Pragyan Ojha India Deccan Chargers 500000
Praveen Kumar India Kings XI Punjab 800000
R Ashwin India Chennai Super Kings 850000
Rahul Dravid India Rajasthan Royals 500000
Ramesh Powar India Kochi 180000
Ravindra Jadeja India Kochi 950000
Robin Uthappa India Pune Warriors 2100000
Rohit Sharma India Mumbai Indians 2000000
Ross Taylor New Zealand Rajasthan Royals 1000000
RP Singh India Kochi 500000
Ryan Harris Australia Kings XI Punjab 325000
S Badrinath India Chennai Super Kings 850000
Sachin Tendulkar (retained) India Mumbai Indians 1800000
Saurabh Tiwary India Royal Challengers Bangalore 1600000
Shakib Al Hasan Bangladesh Kolkata Knight Riders 425000
Shane Warne (retained) Australia Rajasthan Royals 1800000
Shane Watson (retained) Australia Rajasthan Royals 1300000
Shaun Marsh Australia Kings XI Punjab 400000
Shikhar Dhawan India Deccan Chargers 300000
Sreesanth India Kochi 900000
Steven Smith Australia Kochi 200000
Stuart Broad England Kings XI Punjab 400000
Suresh Raina (retained) India Chennai Super Kings 1300000
Tillakaratne Dilshan Sri Lanka Royal Challengers Bangalore 650000
Tim Paine Australia Pune Warriors 270000
Virat Kohli (retained) India Royal Challengers Bangalore 1800000
Virender Sehwag (retained) India Delhi Daredevils 1800000
VVS Laxman India Kochi 400000
Wriddhiman Saha India Chennai Super Kings 100000
Yusuf Pathan India Kolkata Knight Riders 2100000
Yuvraj Singh India Pune Warriors 1800000
Zaheer Khan India Royal Challengers Bangalore 900000

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

SACHIN TENDULKAR - A Job Application profile




Sachin Tendulkar, Bandra, Mumbai, India.

OBJECTIVE

To seek career challenges keeping in view my past achievements and future goals. And to set new industry benchmarks in everything I endeavor.

Like India, be a proud Indian

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

International Cricketer: Indian National Cricket Team [1989 onwards]

First Class Cricketer: Mumbai, West Zone, Yorkshire [1988 onwards]

Junior Cricketer: Shardashram School, Bombay U-15, West Zone U-15 [1985-1988].

LEADERSHIP EXPERIENCE

Indian Cricket Team: 1996-1997; 1999-2000.

Others: Mumbai, West Zone, Mumbai Indians, etc. [Various Times]

KEY OPERATIONS & MISSIONS UNDERTAKEN

1. 664* — Enough said. [Mumbai, 1988]

2. 114* — Rescue mission against Spiteful Yellow Men on Green Earth. [Perth, 1991]

3. 523 runs — Mission My World Cup. [India, 1996]

4. 155* — Operation Deflate Warne [Chennai, 1998]

5. 143 & 134 — Operation Desert Storm [Sharjah, 1998]

6. 136 — Rescue Mission against the Vile Green Warriors on Dusty Earth [Chennai, 1999]

7. 98 — Operation Tame Vile Green Warriors [Centurion, 2003]

8. 672 runs — Mission My World Cup II. [South Africa, 2003]

9. 241* and 60* — Mission Avoid Cover Drive [Sydney, 2004]

10. 117* and 93 — Operation Slay Goliath [Sydney & Brisbane, 2008]

11. 103* — Mission Heal Mumbai [Chennai, 2008]

12. 200* — Mt 200 [Gwalior 2010]

OTHER MAJOR INITIATIVES

1. 122 — Mission Hold The Empire [Edgbaston, 1996]

2. 126 — Operation Protect Final Frontier [Chennai, 2001]

3. 117 — Operation Kings of Queens Park [Port of Spain, 2002]

4. 193 — Mission Conquer Leeds [Leeds, 2002]

5. 194* — Mission Sultan of Multan [Multan, 2004]

6. 111* — Half-centurion in Centurion [Centurion, 2010]

CRISIS MANAGEMENT EXPERTISE

1. 119* — Operation Bat Till Bedtime [Manchester, 1990]

2. 82 — Mission Find New Opener [Christchurch, 1993]

3. 1-0-3-0 — Operation Hold South Africa [Kolkata, 1993]

4. 169 — Operation Counterattack [Cape Town, 1996]

5. 140* — Operation This Is For You, Father [Bristol, 1999]

6. 175 — Mission Save Series [Hyderabad, 2009]

KEY ACHIEVEMENTS

1. Hundreds on Ranji Trophy, Duleep Trophy and Irani Trophy debut.

2. India‟s youngest Test and ODI cricketer at age 16 years, 207 days.

3. Most runs in Tests and ODIs (14,513 and 17,598).

4. Most hundreds in Tests and ODIs (50 and 46).

5. Most ODI appearances (442)

6. Most Tests appearances (175).

7. 20 hundreds against Australia, the best team of my era.

8. 1894 runs and 9 hundreds in ODIs in 1998, a record.

9. 7 Test hundreds and 1543 Test runs in 2010, an Indian record.

10. 1796 runs in five World Cups.

11. Only cricketer with the 150 wickets and 15,000 runs „double‟ in ODIs.

12. First cricketer to score 40 and 50 Test hundreds.

13. First cricketer to score 20, 30 and 40 ODI hundreds.

OTHER BUSINESS INTERESTS

I have interests in the food and beverages industry. I partly own two restaurants in Mumbai:

Tendulkar‟s (Colaba, 2002).

Sachin‟s (Mulund, 2004).

EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATION

PhD in Cricket.

Secondary School, Shardashram Vidhya Mandir, Mumbai.

TRADEMARKS

I‟ve mastered nearly every cricket stroke in the book, but have a special reputation for these.

1. The Thunderous Bowler-Decapitating Straight Drive

2. Back-foot Punch Through Cover

3. Acute Paddle Sweep

4. Slog Sweep Against Turning Leg-Break

5. Effortless Wristy Flick Through Square Leg

6. Point-Killing Square Cut

PASSIONS

Cars & Racing: I love fast driving. I also own a Ferrari 360 Modena.

Food: I am a foodie with a fondness for seafood.

Music: I enjoy collecting music. Some of my favourites are Kishore Kumar, Mark Knopfler, MLTR.


AWARDS

1. Arjuna Award [1994]

2. Wisden Cricketer of the Year: [1997]

3. Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna [1997-98]

4. Padma Shri [1999]

5. Player of the Tournament, World Cup [2003]

6. ICC Gary Sobers Trophy for Cricketer of The Year [2010]

7. ICC World ODI XI: 2004, 2007, 2008

8. ICC World Test XI: 2009, 2010

9. Rajiv Gandhi Award for Sports [2005]

10. Padma Vibhushan [2008]

11. Man of Match Awards: 74

ODIs: 61 times

Tests: 14 times

12. Man of the Series Awards: 19

ODIs: 15

Tests: 5

MAJOR CITATIONS

1. “AB, this little prick will make more runs than you.” — Merv Hughes to Allan Border. [1991]

2. “This kid bats just like I did.” — Donald Bradman, World Greatest Batsman. Ever. [1998]

3. “I'll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin just running down the wicket and belting me back over the head for six. He is the best batsman I‟ve ever bowled to.” — Shane Warne, World‟s Greatest Leg Spinner. [1998]

4. “Shit, I‟m sick of this *$#%!” — Michael Kasprowicz, Australia‟s Fast Bowler. [1998]

5. “He will end up with 50 tons in each form of the game.” —Wasim Akram, World‟s Greatest Left-arm Pacer. [2002]

6. “Jaanta hai tooney kiska catch chhoda hai?” — Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq. [2003]

7. “All we need is 11 Sachins.” — Paul Strang, Zimbabwe Leg Spinner. [1996]

8. “Cricket is our religion, Sachin is our god.” — [Repeated ad nauseum by millions of fans].

9. “Nothing bad can happen to us if we‟re on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it.” — Hashim Amla, South Africa Batsman. [2004]

10. “The archives recall not one single incriminating incident, not one drunken escapade, not one reported affair, not one spat with a team-mate or reporter. As Matthew Parris wondered of Barack Obama in these pages recently, is he human?” — Michael Atherton, Former England Captain. [2008]

11. “I have seen God; he bats at No. 4 for India.” — Matthew Hayden, Australia Opener. [2008]

12. “There will never be another Sachin.” — Muttiah Muralitharan, World‟s Most Successful Bowler. [2009]

13. “If I‟ve to bowl to Sachin, I‟ll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard.” Dennis Lille, Cricket‟s McEnroe & Fast Bowling Legend. [Undated]

14. “Tendulkar is the best batsmen in the world ahead of Steve Waugh and Lara.” — Glenn McGrath, Australia‟s Most Successful Pace Bowler. [Undated]

15. “Sachin is a genius. I‟m a mere mortal.” — Brian Lara, Tendulkar‟s Greatest Frenemy. [Undated]

16. “I haven‟t seen Bradman playing, but I have seen Sachin. To me, he himself is a milestone, and the best cricketer in the world.” — Sourav Ganguly, India‟s most successful captain

17. “Sachin Tendulkar has been the most complete batsman of his time, and arguably the biggest cricket icon as well.” — Sambit Bal, Editor, Cricinfo

Monday, December 13, 2010

MY FACEBOOK COLLECTION

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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Collection of Best CID sms PJs (now die laafing) :)

After 12 years, CID is still going on SONY TV. I remember that when i was a kid , i used to like this program a lot. But with time, either I am changed or CID is changed into a comedy serial. There is a funny Facebook community about CID, people on Twitter play CID-CID and make fun of its character and sms jokes on CID are circulating since a long time. So, I thought it would be better to share few of them with you all.

If you are having any other jokes or funny things related to CID then feel free to post it in Comments section and share with all of us...Enjoy



Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....
Waah Waah....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal



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Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..

Wah Wah...
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.....


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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai....


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mere ghar ke samne ek kua hai
waah waah
mere ghar ke same ek kua hai
daya lagta hai khoon isi pistol
se hua hai.

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bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai....
arz kiya hai
bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai........


abhijit ye baat utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai


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cid joke with football twist


pass kare ronaldo goal kare rooney...

wah... wah...


pass kare ronaldo goal kare rooney...

wah... wah...


daya aur abhijeet pakdo ise yehi hai asli khooni...

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CID entrin TOLLYWOOD....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit, Lash Yahin hai"FIND IT"..."


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wwe ke gr8 khali aur underkater mein kya takkar hai....
waah waah...

wwe ke gr8 khali aur underkater mein kya takkar hai....

ACP kehta hai...."daya, ab pata chala ye sab kya chakkar hai!!!"

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Dil mai hai tumhare liye chahat...

Dil mai hai tumhare liye chahat...

CID k turnt bad AAHAT


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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.....

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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.....
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Daya akhir ye katil balkni me kese chada!!!


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Shaam hui,suraj dhala....wah wah...shaam hui,suraj dhala..

..ACP praduman kehta hai,

"Salunke, in PJ likhne wale bacchon ka kuch pata chala !" :P


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mere hathon me hai ek fuulon ki mala........

wah wah.

mere hathonme hai ek fuulon ki mala.........

ACP PRADYUMAN BOLA "Oh my god isse kisne mar dala......


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Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey... Waah Waah... . . Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey... . . ACP Pradyumn, jaldi cover karo, warna mar Jaoge !!!!.

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai....

Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai....

darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye...


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Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya
Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya
DAYA...Gaadi start karo Finger Prints Match ho gaya...

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Us pari ko
Jameen par
Kisne bulaya,


Daya Pata Karo
Dhoni ka
MaXX
Mobile
Kisne Churaya.!


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a for apple
b for banana
wah!wah!
a for apple
b for banana
kuch vi ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

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Pani ko fridge me rakhne se hoti he barf...wah wah
pani ko fridge me rakhne se hoti he barf...wah wah
ACP Bola:-Daya tum us taraf aur me iss taraf

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Ye haseen vadiya .....aur ye khula akash......
Ye haseen vadiya .....aur ye khula akash......
Oh my god DAYA Ek aur laash..

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Apne mehnat ka Pasina aise na pochho
wahh....,wahh....
ACP Pradyuman kahte hai
socho daya socho.

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parde mein rehne do parda na uthao..

ACP Pradyuman says- fredirics ye footprint theek se uthao!!


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Agar Tyre ghumega to gaadi bhi zarur hilegi

..ACP Pradyuman ne kaha,

tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D

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Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

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5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do. . . .

Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya

darwaza tod do ;) :-D . . . .

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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye. . . .
Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas

jaanaa chahiye ;)

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Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne aa rhe hai,Wah wah
Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne ga rhe hai
DAYA Pata karo bacche CID ke msgs Kaha se la rhe hai.

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Fredric - Sir,mujhe pata hai ki khoon kisne kiya hai?
ACP - Kisne?
Fredric - Khooni ne ;) :-@

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,
takdir mein jo likha wo milega
ACP says-"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega! ;)

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CID facts !
1. Daya has a world record of breaking most no. Of doors
2. Cid bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 10yrs
3. In d entire 20 storeyd building of cid, only 6 ppl work
4. There is no police..cid handles every case
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftr getin a slap frm daya on d face..:-|

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sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza........
wah..wah
sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza........

acp to daya:- lagta hain yahi hain woh khufiya darwaza

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subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha.....
wah wah...
subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha.....

abhijit,daya.: is lash ko dekhkar lagta hain ke khuni ne isse kata bich me se adha adha

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takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do....

wah wah

takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do...

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha: daya, ye darwaza tod do...

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Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai...

Gaur Farmaiye....

Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai...

Daya 12 saal se 1 hi quallis chala raha hai...

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8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....

8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...
acp pradyuman kheta h u r under arrest....

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dil diya hai,
pyaar kia hai

waah waah

ACP daya says- Daya, ho na ho khoon watchman ne hi kia hai

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pakistaan team mein shaanti nahi
waah
pakistaan team mein shaanti nahi

ACP says-Daya gaadi dheere chala, Qualis tere baap ki nahi

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dard-e-dil ki koi dawa nahi

waah waah

dard-e-dil ki koi dawa nahi

ACP says- daya jaldi niche utar, cycle mein hawa nahi


I hope u enjoyed it..
do write in ur CID pjs in the comment.
Regads
Shamu