Collection of Best CID sms PJs (now die laafing) :)

After 12 years, CID is still going on SONY TV. I remember that when i was a kid , i used to like this program a lot. But with time, either I am changed or CID is changed into a comedy serial. There is a funny Facebook community about CID, people on Twitter play CID-CID and make fun of its character and sms jokes on CID are circulating since a long time. So, I thought it would be better to share few of them with you all.

If you are having any other jokes or funny things related to CID then feel free to post it in Comments section and share with all of us...Enjoy

Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen... Ye Gore Ye Gore Gaal....
Waah Waah....
Ye Kaali Kaali Aankhen, Ye Gore Gore Gaal....
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Daya ja ke karo , Suspect se kuch Sawaal



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Ram ji the ayodhya aur krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
Wah Wah...
Ram ji they Ayodhya aur Krishna ji the Mathura ke Vaasi..
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Daya turant laga do is Gunahgaar ko Phaasi.....


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Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah....
Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai....
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai....


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mere ghar ke samne ek kua hai
waah waah
mere ghar ke same ek kua hai
daya lagta hai khoon isi pistol
se hua hai.

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bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai....
arz kiya hai
bhindi 10 Rs. kilo bik rahi hai........

abhijit ye baat utni seedhi nahi jitni dikh rahi hai

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cid joke with football twist


pass kare ronaldo goal kare rooney...

wah... wah...


pass kare ronaldo goal kare rooney...

wah... wah...


daya aur abhijeet pakdo ise yehi hai asli khooni...

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CID entrin TOLLYWOOD....
Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.....

Rajnikant says 'Yenna Rascala MIND IT'.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit, Lash Yahin hai"FIND IT"..."

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wwe ke gr8 khali aur underkater mein kya takkar hai....
waah waah...

wwe ke gr8 khali aur underkater mein kya takkar hai....

ACP kehta hai...."daya, ab pata chala ye sab kya chakkar hai!!!"

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Dil mai hai tumhare liye chahat...

Dil mai hai tumhare liye chahat...

CID k turnt bad AAHAT


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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.....
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jetha ka pura nam jethalal chmpaklal gada.....
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Daya akhir ye katil balkni me kese chada!!!


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Shaam hui,suraj dhala....wah wah...shaam hui,suraj dhala..

..ACP praduman kehta hai,

"Salunke, in PJ likhne wale bacchon ka kuch pata chala !" :P

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mere hathon me hai ek fuulon ki mala........

wah wah.

mere hathonme hai ek fuulon ki mala.........

ACP PRADYUMAN BOLA "Oh my god isse kisne mar dala......


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Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey... Waah Waah... . . Kabhi khamosh Baithoge, Kabhi tum Muskuraogey... . . ACP Pradyumn, jaldi cover karo, warna mar Jaoge !!!!.

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Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai....

Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai....

darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye...

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Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya
Sehwag 99run par pahunch k out ho gaya
DAYA...Gaadi start karo Finger Prints Match ho gaya...

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Us pari ko
Jameen par
Kisne bulaya,


Daya Pata Karo
Dhoni ka
MaXX
Mobile
Kisne Churaya.!


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a for apple
b for banana
wah!wah!
a for apple
b for banana
kuch vi ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

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Pani ko fridge me rakhne se hoti he barf...wah wah
pani ko fridge me rakhne se hoti he barf...wah wah
ACP Bola:-Daya tum us taraf aur me iss taraf

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Ye haseen vadiya .....aur ye khula akash......
Ye haseen vadiya .....aur ye khula akash......
Oh my god DAYA Ek aur laash..

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Apne mehnat ka Pasina aise na pochho
wahh....,wahh....
ACP Pradyuman kahte hai
socho daya socho.

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parde mein rehne do parda na uthao..

ACP Pradyuman says- fredirics ye footprint theek se uthao!!

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Agar Tyre ghumega to gaadi bhi zarur hilegi

..ACP Pradyuman ne kaha,
tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D

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Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Osama ka aatank America pe chaya tha,
Abhijeet Iska matlab khooni balcony se aaya tha.

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5 rupaye ka ek samosa, 10 rupaye ke do. . . .

Abhijeet kuch to gadbad hai, Daya
darwaza tod do ;) :-D . . . .

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Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye. . . .
Daya, hamein uss jagah par wapas
jaanaa chahiye ;)

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Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne aa rhe hai,Wah wah
Garmi me bhi foreigners india ghumne ga rhe hai
DAYA Pata karo bacche CID ke msgs Kaha se la rhe hai.

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Fredric - Sir,mujhe pata hai ki khoon kisne kiya hai?
ACP - Kisne?
Fredric - Khooni ne ;) :-@

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Sawan aaye to phool khilega,
takdir mein jo likha wo milega
ACP says-"Apni jagah se koi nahi hilega! ;)

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CID facts !
1. Daya has a world record of breaking most no. Of doors
2. Cid bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 10yrs
3. In d entire 20 storeyd building of cid, only 6 ppl work
4. There is no police..cid handles every case
5. Accused person accepts his crime only aftr getin a slap frm daya on d face..:-|

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sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza........
wah..wah
sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza........

acp to daya:- lagta hain yahi hain woh khufiya darwaza

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subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha.....
wah wah...
subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha.....

abhijit,daya.: is lash ko dekhkar lagta hain ke khuni ne isse kata bich me se adha adha

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takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do....

wah wah

takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do...

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha: daya, ye darwaza tod do...

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Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai...

Gaur Farmaiye....

Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai...

Daya 12 saal se 1 hi quallis chala raha hai...

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8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest....

8 ghante so jao kr lo pura rest ...
acp pradyuman kheta h u r under arrest....

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dil diya hai,
pyaar kia hai

waah waah

ACP daya says- Daya, ho na ho khoon watchman ne hi kia hai

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pakistaan team mein shaanti nahi
waah
pakistaan team mein shaanti nahi

ACP says-Daya gaadi dheere chala, Qualis tere baap ki nahi

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dard-e-dil ki koi dawa nahi

waah waah

dard-e-dil ki koi dawa nahi

ACP says- daya jaldi niche utar, cycle mein hawa nahi


I hope u enjoyed it..
do write in ur CID pjs in the comment.
Regads
Shamu