Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

Monday, December 13, 2010

MY FACEBOOK COLLECTION

SOCIAL NETWORKING EFFECT




GABBAR SINGH'S FACEBOOK PROFILE




GENDER DISCRIMINATION ON FACEBOOK :(




Reaction of Delhi chief minister Shiela Dixit after listening the song "SHEILA KI JAWAANI"





NOW THATS WHAT I CALL FACEBOOK




NO COMMENTS



THE BOSS HIMSELF



FACEBOOK FREAK



share ur comments below or in the guestbook above!!!!!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

typical LOVE LETTER

A typical Love letter......
You are my TVS SCOOTY (FirstLove) and also my AIWA (PURE PASSION) I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best) You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA O PALA (Made for one) I beleive in FRESHIYA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most beautiful in this world.
I think of you day and night. When you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me.
This is COLGATE ENERGEY GEL (Seriously Fresh) feeling for me. I would like you to be my life partner. I know you are worried about your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeble) and also my Father who is CEAT (Born tough). But don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one). If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Lets make things better). They feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se lage) and we Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other.And we are Wills (Made for each Other).
We will be HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life will be BOLERO (Break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life), SATYAM ON LINE (Fun, fast easy), PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India) and for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more) So never forget me.
OK bye!I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More) .
LG [Digitally yours]

LETTER TO YOUR BOSS FOR SALARY INCREASE

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!


Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $ perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$of your worker $who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$what I mean and re$pond$oon.


$incerely Your$,
Marian
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :


DearMarian


I kNOwwhat you have been working very hard. NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager

Saturday, October 4, 2008

AFTER 40 YEARS

some famous personalities after 40 years
sanath jayasuria




hrithik roshan


kapil dev




steve waugh






shoiab akhtar






shahrukh khan


sachin tendulkar




he is reverse



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Friday, September 12, 2008

SHOCKING TRUTH

TILL NOW WE BELIEVED THAT USA REACHED ON THE MOON 1ST
see below (check out the shadow beside)














but
the
truth
is
that
indians
reached
there
long
time
back..











DRESS CODE FOR RAKSHA BANDHAN


THIS IS THE SPECIAL DRESS CODE FOR ALL BOYZ DURING RAKSHA BANDHAN

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NA RAHEGA HAATH NA BANDHEGI RAAKHI