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Saturday, June 13, 2009
INDIAN POLITICAL PARTY JOKES!!!
Indian Political parties and their symbols
Q:
Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A:
Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.
Q:
Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A:
To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!
Q:
Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A:
Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q:
Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A:
It's a self portrait.
Q:
Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A:
Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q:
Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A:
So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q:
Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A:
Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Q:
Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A:
Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.
Q:
Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A:
Because his time never seems to comes.
Q:
Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A:
I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!
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