एक आदमी मर गया और सीधा नरक में पहुंचा। वहां यमदूत ने उसका स्वागत किया और उसे नरक की सैर कराई। यमदूत ने कहा कि यहां तीन तरह के नरक-कक्ष है और उसे अपनी पसन्द का कक्ष चुनने की आजादी है।
पहला कक्ष आग की लपटों और गर्म हवाओं से इस कदर भरा हुआ था कि वहां सांस लेना भी दूभर था। आदमी ने कहा कि वह इस नरक में रहना नहीं चाहेगा।
यमदूत उसे दूसरे नरक कक्ष में ले गया । यह कक्ष सैंकड़ों आदमियों से भरा हुआ था और यमदूत बेरहमी से उनकी पिटाई कर रहे थे। चारों ओर चीखपुकार का माहौल था। आदमी यह सब देखकर घबरा गया और उसने यमदूत से अगला कक्ष दिखाने की प्रार्थना की।
तीसरा और अंतिम कक्ष ऐसे लोगों से भरा हुआ था जो बस आराम कर रहे थे और कॉफी पी रहे थे। यहां अन्य दो कक्षों जैसी कष्टदायक कोई बात उसे नहीं दिखी। उसने यमदूत से कहा कि वह इसी कक्ष में रहना चाहता है। यमदूत ने उसे उसी कक्ष में छोड़ा और चला गया। आदमी ने एक कॉफी ली और आराम से एक तरफ बैठ गया। कुछ मिनटों बाद लाउडस्पीकर पर एक आवाज गूंजी - ''ब्रेक टाइम खत्म हुआ। अब फिर से दस हजार घूंसे खाने के लिये तैयार हो जाओ !''
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
30 THINGS U WANNA KNOW ABOUT GIRLS
What Girls Feels
1.. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2.. When she ignores you after you've done
something wrong, it's best to give her some
time to cool down before touching her heart
with an apology.
3.. A girl can't find anything to hate about the
guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for
her to 'get over him' after the relationship's
over.)
4.. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on
her mind every minute of the day, even though
she flirts with other guys.
5.. When the guy she likes smiles and stares
deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6.. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually
not sure how to react to them.
7.. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very
often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes
her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go
easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8.. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break
it to her gently.
9.. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject
her, leave her alone for a while. If you still
treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10.. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel.
Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of
expressing themselves (which explains why
most girls like writing journals).
11.. Never tell a girl that she is useless in
anyway.
12.. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13.. When the guy she likes calls her for the
first time, the girl may act uninterested during
the call. But as soon as the phone is back on
the hook, she will whoop with joy and
immediately start telephoning her friends to
spread the news.
14.. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15.. If you like a girl, try making friends with her
first. Let her get to know you.
16.. If a girl says she can't go out with you
because she has to study, leave.
17.. But if she still calls you or expect a call from
you, stay.
18.. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19.. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great
reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20.. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll
wonder why she never noticed him before.
21.. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl,
read romance stories.
22.. When class pictures come out, a girl would
first check who is standing next to her crush
before actually looking at herself.
23.. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her
memory, but the guy she loves now stays in
her heart.
24.. Girls love having fun!
25.. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26.. A girl's best friends usually know best what
she is feeling and going through.
27.. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to
them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28.. Love means devotion, caring and
happiness
to a girl, in that order.
29.. Some girls care about looks, some care
about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will
love and care for them.
30.. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
SWEET STORY
LITTLE BOBBY
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.
Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.
Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
**************
Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
**************
Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
**************
Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.
**************
Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby
**************
Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.
Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.
Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.
Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Bobby began to write his letter to God.
**************
Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!
GOOGLE FUN!!!!!!!
Try this …
It's really cool...
1. Go to Google.com
2. Click images
3. Type 'flowers' or any other word.
4. You will get a page which is having full of images
5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the
below script:
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i
PRESS ENTER
6. See the magic of programming
It's really cool...
1. Go to Google.com
2. Click images
3. Type 'flowers' or any other word.
4. You will get a page which is having full of images
5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the
below script:
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i
PRESS ENTER
6. See the magic of programming
NEVER MISS A CHANCE TO SAY I LOVE YOU!!!
HEART MELTING STORY OF SUM GUY!!
My mom only had one eye. I hated her.... She was such an
embarrassment. .
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to
Say hello to me.
I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only
Has one eye!'
I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear..
I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only gonna make me a
Laughing stock, why don't you just die?'
My mom did not respond....
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings.
I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my
Mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her
Grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at
Her for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my
Children!'
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'
And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have
Gotten the wrong address,'
And she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.
So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbors said that she died.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.*
'My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and
Scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
Growing up.
You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
Lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you
Having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my
Place, with that eye..
With all my love to you,
Your mother.* :'(
embarrassment. .
She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to
Say hello to me.
I was so embarrassed.
How could she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my classmates said, 'EEEE, your mom only
Has one eye!'
I wanted to bury myself.
I also wanted my mom to just disappear..
I confronted her that day and said, ' If you're only gonna make me a
Laughing stock, why don't you just die?'
My mom did not respond....
I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings.
I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her.
So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
Then, I got married.
I bought a house of my own.
I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts, Then one day, my
Mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't even meet her
Grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at
Her for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, 'How dare you come to my house and scare my
Children!'
GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!'
And to this, my mother quietly answered, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have
Gotten the wrong address,'
And she disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house.
So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip.
After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
My neighbors said that she died.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.*
'My dearest son,
I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and
Scared your children.
I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion.
But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were
Growing up.
You see........when you were very little, you got into an accident, and
Lost your eye.
As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you
Having to grow up with one eye.
So I gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my
Place, with that eye..
With all my love to you,
Your mother.* :'(
Always tell someone that you love them because you never know what day
Will be their last, or your own.
Always seek to resolve your problems or disagreements with loved ones
Because if either of you should pass on before, the one who is left alive
will have the rest of their life to ponder those unresolved feelings but
will never find closure. And closure usually brings
Peace...** *
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"NO MATTER WHERE I AM OR WHAT I AM DOING".......................
"WHEN YOU COME TO MY MIND, IT SHOWS ON MY FACE " !!!
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