Friday, February 13, 2009

IF GODS WERE SOFTWARE ENGINEERS THEN...

== Software Roles for Heaven ==
==
@@ Indian Mythological Gods as Software Engineeers @@
>>>>
Brahma >>>>>>>>>> Systems Installation

Vishnu >>>>>>>>>> Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi >>>>>>>>>> Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati >>>>>>>>>> Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva >>>>>>>>>> DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh >>>>>>>>>> Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada >>>>>>>>>> Data transfer

Yama >>>>>>>>>> Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta >>>>>>>> IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras >>>>>>>>>> Downloadable Viruses

Devas >>>>>>>>>> Mainframe Programmers

Surya >>>>>>>>>> Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas >>>>>>>>>> In house Hackers

Ravan >>>>>>>>>> Internet Explorer WWWF

Lakshman >>>>>>>>>> Support Software and Backup

Hanuman >>>>>>>>>> Linux/s390

Jatayu >>>>>>>>>> Firewall

Dronacharya >>>>>>> System Programmer

Vishwamitra >>>>>>> Sr. Manager Projects

Valmiki >>>>>>>>>> Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna >>>>>>>>>> SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Arjun >>>>>>>>>> Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu >>>>>>>>> Trainee Programmer

Draupadi >>>>>>>>> Motivation & Team building

Bhima >>>>>>>>> MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana >>>>>>>>> Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna >>>>>>>>> Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra >>>>>> Visual C++

Gandhari >>>>>>>>> Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas >>>>>> Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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