OYEEEEEEEEE SANTA BANTA

Sardar bought a new mobile.He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'MyMobile No. haschanged. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .Banta : Really, what is he studying,Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji &Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After muchthinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: 'Iluv u sister.'
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I writefor mothertongue.?Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teachererases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railwaytrack.Banta: Santa u'll die.Santa: No, u'lldie b'coz haven't u heard trainis coming on platform?
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Q: A Man a sked Santa, 'Akal badhi ya bhains? 'A: Santa bola, 'Pehle date of birth to batao.
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford ?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered alion's cage.Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts):'Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?'