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Saturday, June 13, 2009

INDIAN POLITICAL PARTY JOKES!!!

Indian Political parties and their symbols

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.



Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!



Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.



Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.



Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.



Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.



Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.



Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.



Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!
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