FUNNY SONG ON SATYAM COMPUTERS

Take tone of the song ->->->->
My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song................................... ......... .........

My name is Ramalinga Raju


main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon


Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)


Satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali ...


jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye


jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye...


Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry. ..kholi) number 420

.................................ACCUSE ME PLEASE .....................................

....................................

abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan haan kholi hai


investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan boli hai

jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi


Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi
..

..
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye


jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye


....Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420

........................ACCUSE ME PLEASE ......................

...................................................

ANACONDA FIRST TIME IN SRI LANKA

22 karat GOLD PLATED PORSCHE BOXSTER!!!

This 22-karat gold-plated Boxster goes by the name of Gold Porsche. (Sometimes you just gotta call a cat a cat.) There will be limited production of models for sale (nine worldwide). However, if you've got the cash (and a real burning desire to ensure everyone knows you've got some), any Porsche model, regardless of engine configuration or interior, can be covered in the beaten gold. As a buyer, you can choose which of the vehicle's parts to goldenize (the body, the steering wheel, the doorknobs, the wheels and so on). For the smallest Boxster, pricing starts at around 150,000 Euros (around $190,000 U.S.). No word on how much heavier the Porsche gets with the flash, but we're sure it's worth its weight in gold.

HIGH SPEED PHOTOGRAPHY

BULLET PASSING THROUGH BOTTLE


PASSING THROUGH A SOAP


PASSING THROUGH AN EGG


BULLET OUT OF THE GUN


BULB BLOWN OUT BY THE BULLET


BULLET THROUGH BISCUIT


BANANA BLAST


NO SMOKING


BULLET PIERCING THE GLASS

MAKING OF WWW.ORKUT.COM

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

but the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a
word with this guy n took over this application,

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,

which we today know as ORKUT.

The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009..

ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to

monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time
you view your friend's friend-list.

' WOW!!!



Happy ORKUTTING

THE MAKING OF ORKUT

TRICKS FOR NOKIA USERS

tricks for nokia users
Turn on/off the "click" sound made by the camera by selecting the 'Silent' profile or by turning warning tones on/off:
Menu > Profiles > "select your activated profile" > Personalise > Warning tones > On/Off.(This also effects the sound of Java games and apps).

To change background image go to:
Menu > Tools > Settings > Phone > Standby mode > Background image > Yes > "choose an image".The best size for background images is 174x132 pixels.

Display an image when someone's calling:
Menu > Contacts > "select a contact card" > Options > Edit > Options > Add thumbnail > "choose an image".

Add a personal ringing tone to a contact:
Menu > Contacts > "select a contact card" > Options > Open > Options > Ringing tone > "choose a ringing tone".

Delete all messages from your Inbox at once:
Menu > Messaging > Inbox > Options > Mark/Unmark > Mark all > Options > Delete.

Send or hide your caller ID:
Go to: Menu > Tools > Settings > Call > Send MyCaller ID > 'Yes', 'No' or 'Set By Network' to follow the default settings of your home network