THIS IS WHY TSUNAMI STARTED
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
COMPUTER V/S BOLLYWOOD
COMPUTER v/s BOLLYWOOD
COMPUTER INFECTED BY VIRUS ----> PYAR TO HONA HI THA
HARDDISC & FLOPPYDISC ----> GHARWALI BAHARWALI
Esc ----> NAU DO GYARAH
Ctrl+Alt+Del ----> AAKHARI RASTA
UNDO ----> AA AB LAUT CHHALE
COMPUTER WITHOUT RAM ----> KORA KAGAZ
COMPUTER WHOSE OS IS DOS ----> BUDDHA MIL GAYA
VIRUS ----> JALLA KAR RAAKH KAR DUNGA
HARDDISC PARTITION ----> BATWARA
HARDWARE & SOFTWARE ----> EK DUJE KE LIYE
TEMPORARY FILE ----> KHOTE SIKKEY
SOFTWARE PIRACY ----> AANDHA KANOON
STORAGE ----> TEHKHANA
HACKERS ----> CHAMBAL KE DAKU
PLZ LEAVE UR COMMENTS.....................................
A TO Z OF APPLE READ IT
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple
GIRLS PSYCHOLOGY
****!!!,,,, Girls Psychology ,,,,!!!****
Fraud with Innocent Boys
Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys
Contact with Intelligent Boys
Flirt with Freaky Boys
Love with Faithful Boys
&
in the endMarriage with the Rich Boy
Moral of the story Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !
COLLECTION OF FUNNY LEAVE APPLICATION FROM PARTS OF INDIA
here is a collection of leave letters & applications written by people in various places of India
-------->Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave ,he wrote Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
--------> This one is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"
--------> Another from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
--------> From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
--------> Another employee applied for half day leave : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
--------> An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
--------> A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request u to leave me today"
--------> Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
--------> Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------> A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
-------->Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave ,he wrote Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
--------> This one is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"
--------> Another from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
--------> From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
--------> Another employee applied for half day leave : "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
--------> An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
--------> A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request u to leave me today"
--------> Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
--------> Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
--------> A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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